Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk, I’m a felt mustached woman, no time to talk.

(Photo by Chris Jernigan.)

The only thing that could (MAYBE) make this photo any more rad? A piano key necktie. This shot is dedicated to The King, Hola Isabel’s husband and fake mustache aficionado, in honor of his Day of Cake today.

(Photo by Chris Jernigan.)

Megan’s black felt mustache matches quite nicely with her ’80’s polka dots. Coincidence? We’ll never tell.

(Photo by Chris Jernigan.)

What’s better than one felt mustache and a Member’s Only jacket? Why, two felt mustaches and a Member’s Only jacket, of course. (Photo by Chris Jernigan.)

Super bright tights + felt mustaches = a match made in ’80s heaven.

(Photo by Chris Jernigan.)

Let’s get familial, familial! The ’stache merrily adorns both Carrisa’s husband’s and grandmother’s upper lips before taking its leave of Tulsa, Oklahoma.